“Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.”
However before we get to the wine and mince pies part of Christmas most of us need to get some Christmas shopping done first. If you have lots of money and can afford a personal shopper I am pretty sure you can have the wine and mince pies while you are shopping. For most of us though that is not the case and we are left to fend for ourselves in the wild world of Christmas gift shopping.
In an attempt to help you with this seasonal challenge I thought that a gift guide might be useful however, these are probably not gift you are going to be buying for your Grandparents or your children or even want to open in front of them. No, these are sexy, kinky, gifts that are best opened late at night by the glow of some Christmas lights when everyone else in the house is sleeping.
Pleasure is the right word when it comes to these beautiful hand crafted dildos. I am the very happy owner of the one of the smooth shafted ones and when I say happy I mean orgasmically so. Not only are these dildos beautiful to look at but they are beautiful to use. You can cool them down in the fridge or an ice bucket and warm them up under a tap for different temperature experience. The completely non porous material means they glide effortlessly along with only the minimal lubrication required and are incredibly easy to keep clean. Top tip, the guy who makes these glorious things also takes custom orders so why not design your partner something completely unique for an extra special Christmas gift that will hopefully keep on giving and giving.
While we are on the subject of beautifully handcrafted dildos let’s talk about wood. I have tried a few wooden dildos over the years and they all pale into insignificance compared to these beauties. They truly are works of art, all hand crafted, each one is unique and the finish on them is perfection. They are sealed with a body safe oil that even after 3 years has not lost its lustre and continues to act as a completely waterproof sealant making these dildos safe to use and easy to clean.
Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle Dark Vanilla
Don’t be fooled by the size of this because a few drops of this oil go a long way. This is not a candle for wax play but a candle that melts into a pool of massage oil that can be dripped onto the skin. It feels warm and sensual to the touch and as I said, just a few drops give you enough oil for a full back massage. Oh and the whole thing smells utterly divine too.
Who doesn’t want a pretty hand painted mug to drink their morning tea from? The thing about these mugs and cups are that despite the pretty floral designs they come with some unexpected but fantastically naughty messages. She also does plates, bottle stoppers, salt and pepper shakers and takes commissions. I am pretty sure there is a potential gift here for just about anyone.
You have two options here, the solo Pulse that can be used totally hands free or the couple’s pulse that is designed for sharing pleasure. Both have a string of awards to their name as well a host of recommendations from satisfied customers.
While we are on the subject of hands free pleasure then what about a Ruby Glow. This innovative vibrator was designed by erotic author Tabitha Rayne and like the Pulse also has a number of awards as well as some big name recommendations. This is definitely a gift that will make your partner glow with…. orgasms.
This is probably not going to be something you are going to wear to the family Christmas dinner but that is a damn shame if you ask me because it is so beautiful. However if you have a sexy New Year party or date to go on then this will surely come in handy.
Now this one you could definitely wear to a family Christmas dinner. In fact you could wear it no matter where you are because it is beautifully discreet. I am fairly sure that the kinky woman in your life would be utterly delighted to find this in her Christmas stocking.
Did someone say kinky? If so then maybe you might like to gift your partner something a little different this year. These suction cups are inspired by fire-cups but unlike fire-cups you don’t need to worry about setting fire to anyone’s hair or curtains. These come with a little pump that you attach to the cup and use to draw the out of them so they suck onto the skin. They are a great sensation play tool that makes the skin feel tight and hot and leave beautiful round marks in their wake.
If the person you are buying a gift for likes reading then this is surely a perfect gift for them. Auletris is a previously lost collection of erotic stories by Anais Nin. Originally penned in the 40’s and 50’s but never published these stories recently came to light and have now been published in this new collection. Nin is often regarded, rightly so, as one of the pioneers of erotic fiction. This new collection only serves to support that. Not for the fainted hearted though, like all Nin’s erotica she is not shy when it comes to exploring taboo subjects.
If you have a reader of erotic fiction in your life maybe you also have a writer of it, or even a budding aspiring one. if so why not splash out on a ticket to Eroticon for them. This two day conference for erotic writers, sex bloggers and other related industry folk takes place in March 2017 in London and would be the perfect gift for the erotic wordsmith in your life.
Maybe the ultimate in sexy romantic gifts is the weekend hotel break. There are lots of beautiful independent hotels around but The Bell Inn in Ticehurst East Sussex is definitely one of the best and I am speaking from experience here. Seriously, just take a look at the gloriously decadent rooms, breakfast was fit for a King or Queen and if your budget can stretch to it, then I highly recommend booking a table for dinner as well.
And if none of these tickles your fancy then don’t panic because Kink Craft have a whole load more potential gifts for you to consider giving to someone this Christmas. Now, all you need is some wrapping paper, a glass of wine and yes, finally it is time for those mince pies.
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